aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

patrickat:

Censorship: The government says, “No, you cannot publish that.”

Not censorship: Your consumers say, “No, I find this problematic and I will not buy it.”

markdoesstuff:

dynastylnoire:

dontbearuiner:

zohbugg:


My Muslim friend’s Princess Leia Costume
via imgur

BRILLIANT PERFECTION

NAILED IT.

GLORY!!!!!!! SHE WINS!!!!!

YES!!!

markdoesstuff:

dynastylnoire:

dontbearuiner:

zohbugg:

My Muslim friend’s Princess Leia Costume

via imgur

BRILLIANT PERFECTION

NAILED IT.

GLORY!!!!!!! SHE WINS!!!!!

YES!!!

  1. scientists: Pluto is no longer a planet btw
  2. Pluto:
  3. Pluto:
  4. Pluto:
  5. Pluto: hey
  6. Pluto: asteroids hey
  7. Pluto: time for hugs
  8. Asteroids: but no hugs
  9. Pluto: hugs!!
  10. Pluto: look moons!
  11. scientists: pLUtO iS TOtaLLy A PLanET
  12. Pluto: woo

bennyslegs:

please love celebrities without invading their privacy please love them as people and respect them please love them but don’t feel entitled to them or their life they are not yours they are theirs

  1. friend: promise you won't tell anyone
  2. me: i promise
  3. me: *tells my mom*

rockstarsushiman:

Yes I am an expert on Greek mythology I have read a Percy Jackson book

*gets a sugar daddy just to pay for textbooks*

tarantinochan:


reminder that this is an actual webcam pic of eli roth and christoph waltz reading inglorious basterds fanfic

tarantinochan:

reminder that this is an actual webcam pic of eli roth and christoph waltz reading inglorious basterds fanfic

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